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I'm chilling here in the cosmosphere,
with lox and cream cheese in my beard.
The moon's where I'm going, it's a one-way ride,
Hanukkah came early for me tonight.
The planet stands like a giant pea,
the continents floating in the sea.
My matzah balls are flying all around my head,
I'll just eat my soup with a slice of bread
And they'll say "Hey, Rabbi Goldstein, do you remember him?
Going further than any Jew's ever been?
Opened up a synagogue on the skies
That only one man could pray in"
That's what they'll say
Fuel's running low, so's my oxygen tank,
still plenty of dollars in my bank.
The heavens must be close, 'cause my head feels light,
I'm the only Rabbi in space tonight.
1000 miles an hour, and time stands still,
thinking of the flowers on my windowsill.
Sub-human's long-gone, I'm a superman,
closer to the stars than anybody can be.
And they'll say "Hey, Rabbi Goldstein, do you remember him?
Going further than any Jew's ever been?
Opened up a synagogue on the skies
That only one man could pray in"
That's what they'll say
My eyes are heavy, my mouth is dry.
Please lord, don't let me die.
And they'll say "Hey, Rabbi Goldstein, do you remember him?
Wanting to expand for our people's sake.
Crashed into the moon on a hot air balloon,
At least now he's sleeping and he'll never wake"
That's what they'll say.
credits
from
Baguette.,
released September 1, 2013
Lyrics - John
Music - Julian & Nick
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